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5 DC Comics Villains

5 Villains From The DC Comics Universe We Will Probably Never See On The Big-Screen

The news of Darkseid’s involvement in the Justice League film prompted me to go back into the DC Comic Database.

15 Post Oscar Mistakes Since 1980

15 Post Oscar Mistakes Since 1980

The awards season approaches, and I can’t help but look back.

Ridiculous Movie Montages

Ridiculous Movie Montages

These aren’t necessarily bad, just a few I would consider ridiculous.

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Sequels 10+ Years Later That Didn’t Work

Today’s Hollywood sets release dates before one word of a script is written and loves to hear the word “sequel.” Rarely does Hollywood let more than five years pass these days if they intend to make a second, third or fourth film. Therefore, I tried to put a list together of sequels that didn’t work more than 10 years after the previous installment was released.

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My Favorite (And Least Favorite) Jean-Claude Van Damme Films

I don’t think it’s a secret The Expendables 2 is an opportunity for fading 80’s and 90’s action stars to step back into the spotlight. Although the film signifies the official return of Arnold Schwarzenegger (and Chuck Norris’ beard), I’m not sure a role in the blockbuster means more to anyone than it does to Jean-Claude Van Damme. JCVD has not had a meaningful role in a widely released film since the late 90’s. Therefore, I figured it would be appropriate to go back and rank my favorite JCVD films.

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I Take A Crack At Ranking Every Film In The Marvel Universe

28 films ranging from The Avengers to Man-Thing . . .

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Likeable & Unlikeable Wealthy Fictional Characters

From Joh Fredersen in Metropolis to Gordon Gekko in Wall Street, and Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane to Noah Cross in Chinatown, Hollywood has just about covered the spectrum…

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Lemons From Good Directors

Hitchcock, Fellini and Capra seemingly had their growing pains, but I was hard pressed to find a bump in their road (it doesn’t help I have not see all of…

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Angry About…Paul W.S. Anderson

Let me make this clear . . . I am not referring director Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, Punch Drunk Love, Hard Eight). I also want to be certain you…

Angry About…Alien Invasions

For every good alien invasion picture there are 20 bad films surrounding different interpretations of non-human existence. After the UFO incident in Roswell in 1947, the general population has been…

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When Good Actors Stop Making Good Films

Cosmic forces beyond our understanding seemingly exist when it comes to good (often great) actors taking a turn for the worse. Please don’t tell me there are not enough good…

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OSCAR Mistakes Since 1970

A case can be made that the Academy makes at least one mistake every year when they hand out the OSCARS.  A few of these are major mistakes and I…

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Angry About…Dan Aykroyd

An Open Letter To Dan Aykroyd Dear Mr. Aykroyd, I don’t blame Bill Murray for shredding the Ghostbusters 3 script and sending a note indicating “No one wants to pay…

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30 Film Franchises That Need To End

In order to qualify for our list, the franchise must have at least three films on their resume. It’s no coincidence that the last film in a majority of these…

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HALLOWEEN (1978) Vs. HALLOWEEN (2007)

The objective here isn’t to decide which movie is better, but rather decide which director was more effective in creating what they had envisioned. John Carpenter’s original Halloween is known…

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How To Get People Back To The Theater

Who is Hollywood kidding? The box-office records they are supposedly breaking annually are perpetuated by the ridiculous ticket prices. The amount of people actually entering and exiting a movie theater…

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Sequels That Should & Should Not Happen

Sequels are always a tricky deal . We want to believe the sole purpose of another film in a franchise is to further the story and develop the characters. Unfortunately, money will…

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Trailers Are Hurting More Than Helping

Here is a play-by-play of what was going through my head while sitting in the theater in 2000 watching the trailer for Castaway:  “Ok, Tom Hanks is in this…could be…

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Cameos That Didn’t Work

When an actor shows up in a movie unexpectedly and you say to yourself “what the hell is going on” . . . . We have a problem. The digital…

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The 10 Luckiest Actors Alive Today

I suppose every actor and actress working in Hollywood is lucky. Here are a few standouts that should be thanking their lucky stars…or more specifically…friends, agents and family members. 10….

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2012 Will Break Box-Office Records

As The Avengers assemble and The Dark Knight Rises, 2012 becomes a big year for movies. In fact, it might end up being the biggest year Hollywood has ever seen…

I Love It When A Movie Bombs

It was a great day when news broke that Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star finished 8th at the box-office in its first weekend of release. Adam Sandler and…

What is Jim Carrey’s Deal?

Let me make this clear . . . I am a big Jim Carrey supporter. Carrey didn’t just redefine comedy in the 90’s . . . he was comedy. In…

My Plea To Those Behind ‘Major League 4′

The follow-up to the greatest sports comedy of all time played like a bad remake of the first one. Yes, 1994’s Major League II was a colossal disappointment. It was…

A Lot Riding On ‘The Three Stooges’ For The Farrelly Bros.

On April 4th 2012, The Farrelly Brothers are set to introduce the world to their version of The Three Stooges. The Brothers face the daunting task of convincing Stooges fans…

5 Crazy Clone Fight Scenes

What is a clone fight? A clone fight is when an actor, playing multiple characters, engages in a fight . . . with himself. The idea has lost its flair…